Thursday, 20 May 2010

FILM REVIEW: The Tooth Fairy

UK release date: 28 May 2010
Starring: Dwayne The Rock Johnson and a giant pooka, possibly named Harvey, definitely scarred for life.

Apparently, this film follows the story of a man with a gigantic rabbit strapped to his back.

I'm assuming this is some sort of punishment, but I'm really not comfortable guessing what the man did or how the punishment fits the crime, though I assure you I am more than capable of imagining what kind of depraved perversion it might involve and to be honest I refuse to believe that someone might be so sick as to do that kind of thing to a poor harmless rabbit and it most certainly was not consensual and frankly, I'm a bit shocked that this kind of thing is considered suitable for children.

Seriously Hollywood? You DISGUST me. I have nothing more to say on the matter.

Must-see? Did you not see what this film is about? Don't be stupid.
Shatner Scale:
Off the chart bad. Shatner commercial.