Guttenberg naked or Shatner venting? Who could possibly choose?

When it comes right down to it, having to choose between video of Steve Guttenberg jogging sans pants through Central Park or William Shatner venting for 4 minutes about not being invited to George Takai's now possibly no longer legal gay Buddhist wedding, frankly, we just can't decide.
[via Defamer via YouTube via Videogum via... oh who the hell can even remember?]

The No Show Shatner Rating System

Most cultural critics give a star rating. However, we at The No Show rate our cultural artifacts on a much more demanding level – the Shatner Scale. Roughly speaking, this calibrates as follows:

Kirk = *****
Hooker = ****
Denny Crane = ***
The part he played in Miss Congeniality = **
A cameo in Quincy = *
(or ********* if you really liked Quincy and Star Trek)

For the unforgivable heathens not au fait with The Shat's career, we suggest you get up to date, but in the meantime we also provide a simple three point guide to accompany The Shatner Scale.

Yes: Means you should, see, read, listen to or do it.
No: Means you shouldn't see, read, listen to or do it.
Maybe: Means you should make your own bloody mind up. What are we, your mother? No, if you've found this site, it means you've managed to surf away from Iloveagingasiantrannies.com and have the ability to understand quality. And it just means Maybe.